StupidiNews!

• Obama will suspend his campaign to visit his ailing grandmother in Hawaii.
• The GOP admits to an illegal effort to use foreclosure lists in Michigan to turn away voters at the polls.
• The next phase of the bailout could be to prop up housing prices.
• A Republican fundraiser in Florida cheated the military out of $180 million in fuel costs.
• DARPA is building its own search engine for sifting through spy video.