StupidiNews!

• Final polls show Obama ahead in nearly all the battleground states, and with enough electoral votes to win without the toss-ups.
• Behold the 100-calorie Twinkie!
• California's voter battle over same-sex marriage is neck and neck, despite the Presidential election.
• House Democrat John Dingell is asking the networks not to call the election too soon.
• Circuit City is closing 155 stores and laying off thousands as the bleak holiday shooing season opens.