StupidiNews!

• Convicted Senator Ted Stevens has lost his re-election bid in Alaska to Democrat Mark Begich.
• Obama plans to select the first African-American Attorney General to head the Justice Department.
• Somalia is on the verge of falling to Islamic militants.
• China's auto industry wants a bailout too.
• The Sirius-XM merger's biggest loser? Subscribers from each side who have each lost half their favorite channels.