StupidiNews!

• VP Cheney admitted to authorizing the waterboarding of 9/11 planner Khalid Sheikh Mohammed.
• The Fed is expected to lower interest rates once again, this time to record lows.
• The Illinois legislature considers an impeachment panel for Blago.
• The US Secret Service is under fire for their slow reaction to a shoe-throwing journalist.
• President Bush could act as early as tomorrow on the auto bailout.