StupidiNews!

• Watergate informant Mark "Deep Throat" Felt has died at the age of 95.
• Auto bailout news could come as early as today as Chrysler and GM look to stave off bankruptcy.
• The Minneapolis Star-Tribune is projecting an Al Franken Senate win by the narrowest of margins.
• The Pentagon is drawing up plans to close Gitmo in anticipation of Obama's widely expected decision to do so.
• Could Silicon Valley be the deciding blow against the Employee Free Choice Act?