StupidiNews!

• President Bush has issued a few more Christmas pardons, but nothing controversial so far.
• Was the airplane death of Karl Rove's "IT Guru" an accident or something else?
• CIT and AmEx join the TARP bailout list to the tune of $6 billion.
• Despite death threats from insurgents, registration for Afghan elections continues.
• The notebook computer has finally overtaken the desktop PC globally in shipments.