StupidiNews!

• The worst holiday shopping season in decades could lead to unprecedented post-holiday sales this year starting today.
• California's looming budget default is causing state bond yields to skyrocket.
• Blago's lawyer plans to subpoena Obama aides in order to help clear the Governor's name.
• Reduced demand for commodities has stalled the recycled materials market.
• Singer and actress Eartha Kitt has died at the age of 81.