Can't Have It Both Ways

John Cole comes up with a very good point today:

I don’t get it. The Republicans and some in the media are calling this the Obama recession and the Obama bear market and the Obama economy, but this says it will be the longest recession on record. Yet Obama has only been President for a few weeks. The math just doesn’t seem to work.

Sometimes I think the media and the Republicans are just making shit up.

Well of course they are. That's the whole point of the goddamn Village. You see, it's both the longest recession ever and it's all Obama's fault for not fixing it in his first six weeks in office.

Clearly we should impeach. After all, six weeks is just too much time to waste by giving it to the apparently intellectually inferior and narcoleptic Obama.