StupidiNews, Weekend Edition

• France makes its return as a full military NATO member.
• Norm Coleman vows to take his election case before the Supreme Court and "expects to win."
• Sharia Islamic law is clamping down on Pakistan's Swat valley region.
• The owner of the Texas Rangers has defaulted on loan payments for the baseball team.
• MIT scientists have come up with a battery made with electrodes created by a virus.