StupidiNews, Weekend Edition

• North Korea announced today that it would view any international sanctions as "a declaration of war."
• Texas Dems have responded to Gov. Rick Perry's recent secession talk by slashing the budget for the governor's office by 96%.
• The US Supreme Court is expected to issue a possibly landmark ruling on racial discrimination on Wednesday.
• Obama plans to ask Cabinet department heads for recommendations for budget cuts.
• VP Joe Biden launches the Department of Energy's "smart grid stimulus" program.