The only thing more surreal than Chicago shock jock Erich "Mancow" Muller getting waterboarded as a publicity stunt, lasting a total of seven seconds, and then declaring it to be torture...
(NSFW, frankly. Also disturbing as hell to know we put a guy through this 183 times.)
...is the number of people over at Little Green Footballs calling Mancow a complete pussy for failing to last longer.
Apparently these real conservatives can stand up to waterboarding as proof of their manhood. To them, I go "Let's see you do it there, Superman." Mancow is a glory hound and publicity junkie, but he has the stones to at least make his mind up having experienced it. You get credit for that in my book.
It's called torture for a reason, you idiots. Sadly, Mancow may have done more for the country than weeks of impassioned, intelligent arguments about waterboarding's true effects.
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