StupidiNews!

• It's national bank stress test day, but all banks are expected to pass "easily".
• Sen. John Kerry says printed newspapers are obsolete.
• The President plans to cut $17 billion from his budget plan, including the F-22 Raptor plane.
• GM's $6 billion loss is smaller than expected, but the company went through $10 billion in cash.
• South Carolina wants Craigslist to close its erotic services section by May 15 or face criminal charges.