StupidiNews!

• Foreclosures in April jumped to a new record as the second wave of home losses gains steam.
• General Mills is in deep milk with the FDA for marketing Cheerios as a way to lower cholesterol.
• A gay rights ordinance is on the agenda as Anchorage, Alaska considers new anti-discrimination legislation.
• Pope Benedict XVI continues to tour the Middle East, saying that the Palestinians need their own state.
• Wisconsin courts believe cops should be able to track your car by GPS without your knowledge, but New York courts say no.