StupidiNews!

• President Obama plans to resume controversial Bush-era military tribunals for some Gitmo detainees.
• New Hampshire Gov. John Lynch says he will sign that state same-sex marriage bill into law.
• The Treasury department has announced new programs to help underwater mortgage owners sell their homes.
• Nike announced this morning it will cut nearly 1,800 jobs.
• An increasing number of power-hungry electronics in homes is causing alarm in environmental circles.