Another Milepost On The Road To Oblivion

Because the GOP is out of fresh reasons to hate Barack Obama, the Village provides some. He's just too perfect, the asshole.

Let’s be honest: Barack Obama is better than you are.

He’s a better father — taking breaks from running the world to cheer on his daughters at soccer and basketball games.

He’s a better husband — zipping his wife off for dinner in New York and Paris.

He’s got a better diet — nibbling on vegetables from his homegrown garden to keep his love handles in check.

And he’s got a terrific jump shot.

You? Not so much.

Why haven't we impeached this inhuman monster already?