StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• The House passed the Waxman-Markey climate change bill with Republican help, 219-212.
• The White House has drafted an executive order allowing for indefinite detention of some Gitmo prisoners.
• A hard-line sermon from a top Iranian cleric could signal a major escalation in the continuing crackdown against dissidents.
• The FDIC seized five more failing banks, pushing this year's tally to 45 busted financial institutions.
• The passing of Michael Jackson nearly took the internet with it.