StupidiNews!

• A magnitude 6.7 quake rocked the Greek island of Crete this morning, no deaths have been reported.
• Reporters have been detained and communications blocked after this weekend's coup in Honduras.
• California has missed its budget deadline and is now preparing to issue IOUs as the state doesn't have the cash to pay vendors and citizens.
• Rising interest rates have dropped mortgages into a seven-month low.
• Schaumburg, Illinois is the latest municipality to say red-light cameras offer no improvement in safety.