StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• A car bomb blast just outside NATO HQ in Kabul, Afghanistan has killed seven and injured at least 90 people.
• Residents in one small North Carolina town want answers about a four-year series of murders and disappearances of women.
• Would-be Presidential assassin Squeaky Fromme has been released from prison after 34 years.
• A Gaza clash between Hamas security forces and Al-Qaeda gunmen has left 20 dead, over 100 wounded.
• Digital music sales will equal that of CD sales in the US by as early as next year.