StupidiNews!

• Congress has scrapped plans to upgrade aging private jets after concerned citizens have protested the move.
• Former Bush White House aide Karl Rove denies any involvement in the US Attorney firings.
• A new North Carolina law allows death row inmates to appeal sentences based on racial bias.
• Thought to be killed in a shootout, Indonesian terror suspect Noordin Top remains at large.
• Biotech company Helicos says it can sequence 90% of a human genome in just four weeks.