Naked Lunch

Lunch with Sarah Palin! Also!

If you've ever wanted to eat dinner with Sarah Palin, now's your chance.

Well now...I can honestly say I don't fall into that category.

With bids starting at $25,000, eBay is auctioning off a dinner for five with the former Alaska governor and her husband, Todd. The proceeds will go to "Ride 2 Recovery," a charity that provides wounded veterans with bicycles and organized rides to help in their mental and physical recovery.

"The Governor is excited to have been asked to honor our nation's veterans in this way," said Palin spokesman Meg Stapleton.

The auction opens on Tuesday and will last for ten days. Also up for grabs: Lunch with Karl Rove. Bidding on a meal with the former Bush presidential adviser starts at $7,500.

So for $32,500 can I force them to eat lunch with each other? I'm sure THAT would be worth the money, charity or not.