Stay Classy, Wingnut Nation

Jesse Taylor documents the Pretty Hate Machine versus Census worker Bill Sparkman.

Thankfully, after nearly days of professional investigation of the murder of a U.S. Census worker in Kentucky, a conservative blogger has collected all the gold and Cracker Barrel gift certificates his readership can offer, and is headed down there to Get To The Bottom Of This Mess, like Encyclopedia Brown would. And he has a hunch:

BTW, some people have a crazy hunch this Kentucky thing might involve teenagers and the horrorcore rap scene. Maybe they’re wrong about that, too . . .

You see, horrorcore rapper Syko Sam is suspected in the murder of four Virginians.

That’s the connection.

Seriously.

Yep, Robert Stacy McCain is on the case. And so is Dan Riehl:

UPDATE: Alternately, R.S. McCain could track down Dan Riehl’s theory that the murdered worker was a child predator, which is based on two ironclad pieces of evidence:

1.) What if he was?

2.) Wouldn’t it be irresponsible not to theorize?

Certainly, we believe things of greater import based on less evidence, such as gravity.

Because the fact Bill Sparkman died and the word "fed" scrawled across his chest couldn't possibly have been domestic terror perpetrated by anti-government nutbars. It must have been rap fans because somewhere a black man committed a crime in America, or justified because he was a pedophile, based on evidence that doesn't exist.

But this is how the Wingers roll, yo. Attacking a dead guy. Musta been "traditional Democratic voters" who did it, or the dude screwed kids, either way, the Wingers' hands are clear of blood.

Case solved! Right? Oh, and check the comments section on Dan Riehl's piece there. Real classy stuff. Destroying Bill Sparkman is now the Winger Crusade du jour.