StupidiNews, Labor Day Edition

Happy Labor Day, folks. Of course, an increasing number of us would of had the day off anyway...no job.

• Sen. Ben Nelson (D-NE) sees a health care bill compromise possible on a "trigger" mechanism for the public option.
• Scientists say they have discovered the genes that cause Alzheimer's, which may lead to genetic treatments.
• The loss of arctic ice is leaving summer shipping lanes more clear than ever before, saving some ships days worth of sailing.
• Taiwan's PM and cabinet will resign Thursday over the government's botched response to Typhoon Morakot last month.
• Google celebrates the 20th anniversary of the video game that brought us "All your base are belong to us!"