StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Gertrude Baines, the world's oldest person, died yesterday at the age of 115.
• House Democratic leaders plan to formally admonish Republican Joe Wilson if he does not formally apologize for his outburst.
• A Texas school district has issued an apology to the White House for the way it handled last Tuesday's speech to students.
• The latest battle between U.S. and China is over tires with China threatening to take the matter of U.S. tariffs to the WTO.
• Video game publisher Electronic Arts is making news -- and enemies -- over marketing itself as the worst game maker in the industry.