StupidiNews, Weekend Pirate Day Edition!

Arhhhhhhh maties! It be time for the StupidiNews!

• September 19 is International Talk Like A Pirate Day, me hearties!
• Iraqi contractors are gettin' into the spirit by gettin' into the spirits, tradin' weapons for grog.
• The scurvy dogs at ACORN have their history of wenching and debauchery as well.
• The G-20 nations are trying to figure out just what constitutes piratical levels of pay in the banking industry.
• And digital content companies are fighting their own battles against piracy, but are the ones pillaging customer's wallets.

And who says piracy is dead in 2009? Not me, ye landlubbers. So happy Talk Like A Pirate Day to all, even the bilge-suckin' Wingnuts.