StupidiNews!

• L.A. County's Station wildfire has scorched 100,000 acres and may take weeks to contain.
• Florida will become the latest state to have to borrow more than a billion dollars to pay for unemployment through the end of 2009.
• The EPA is testing residents of tiny Treece, Kansas for lead poisoning after determining the remains of old mining operations are dangerous.
• Defense Secretary Robert Gates says recruiting and training far more Afghan forces may be needed to win in Afghanistan.
• Scientists have discovered that nearly all known proteins are related by seven degrees or less.