StupidiNews!

• A massive 8.0 earthquake off the coast of American Samoa has created a tsunami disaster across the Pacific Islands, killing dozens.
• A bizarre situation in a small town in Montana has an unregistered security firm posing as the local police.
• Security and terrorism experts doubt the validity of reports that Al Qaeda is considering attacks with "internal explosive" laden bombers.
• America's biggest banks may have to fork over $10 billion in fees to replenish the tapped FDIC's tapped reserves.
• Data storage technology is advancing as firms consider new methods, including holographic disks.