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• Legislation to extend jobless benefits has stalled in the Senate, where lawmakers are arguing over who should be eligible.
• Afghanistan's Taliban is claiming it will be no threat to other Middle Eastern countries if allowed to return to power.
• A new Consumers Union report shows Americans are sacrificing health care in order to make ends meet.
• Goldman Sachs is estimating the unemployment rate will be 10.5% by January.
• Amazon has slashed the price on the Kindle 2 to $259 as sales continue to struggle.