StupidiNews, Veteran's Day Edition

• John Muhammad Allen, the D.C. Sniper, has been put to death in a Virginia prison for his crimes in 2002.
• New claims are surfacing that military contractor Blackwater paid as much as $1 million to bribe Iraqi officials.
• Sen. Chris Dodd has put forth a plan to strip both the Fed and the FDIC of bank oversight in favor of a new, single regulatory agency.
• Iceland's credit rating has been lowered to minimal investment grade as it bank failures continue to mount.
• Verizon Wireless's decision to raise early termination fees for breaking a cell phone contract to $350 has raised flags in Congress.