StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Suspected Mexican drug kingpin Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman has been named to Forbes' Magazine's list of most powerful people in the world.
• Convicted former Democratic Congressman William "Dollar Bill" Jefferson has been sentenced to 13 years for taking bribes.
• The Sacramento Municipal Utility District is just the latest local government entity suing Goldman Sachs and a number of other financial firms for losses.
• The Fed is kicking around the idea of being "lender of last resort" to prevent future bank bailouts.
• It's Switzerland versus Google Maps Street View as the Swiss are suing the tech giant over privacy concerns.