StupidiNews!

• Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen has been diagnosed with non-Hodgkin's lymphoma.
• The Center for Disease Control has upped its H1N1 estimate to include 22 million Americans infected and 4,000 killed.
• The Obama administration has shown Republican appointee Drue Pearce the door as Alaska's pipeline chief.
• The IRS says its tax shelter amnesty program netted nearly 15,000 secret offshore accounts.
• UK officials want social networking sites to step up and help fight cyberbullying.