Friday, December 18, 2009

Epic Who The Hell Are You Again Fail

So, Senator Jim Inhofe (R-Climate Denial) flew off to Copenhagen to personally try to kill the deal, saying he would personally make sure climate change legislation would never pass, and that there was no reason for all these people to meet in Copenhagen, and that what President Obama wanted didn't mean a goddamn thing, because he's Jim Inhofe.

So when he held his press conference to inform the Copenhagen delegates they were wasting their time, because Jim Inhofe had personally come to end the climate conference and this whole warming hoax thing for good, there was only one problem.

Somebody kind of forgot to tell Copenhagen that Jim was coming.
“We in the United States owe it to the 191 countries to be well-informed and know what the intentions of the United States are. The United States is not going to pass a cap and trade,” he said. “It’s just not going to happen.”

A reporter asked: “If there’s a hoax, then who’s putting on this hoax, and what’s the motive?”

“It started in the United Nations,” Inhofe said, “and the ones in the United States who really grab ahold of this is the Hollywood elite.”

One reporter asked Inhofe if he was referring to California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Another reporter — this one from Der Spiegel — told the senator: “You’re ridiculous.”

Inhofe ignored the jab, fielded a few more questions, then raced to the airport for the nine-hour flight back to Washington.

After Inhofe left, some reporters were still a bit confused about what had happened and who he was.

“His name is Inhofe,” a German journalist told a Japanese reporter, “but I don’t know if it’s one or two f’s.”
I for one am glad to see Jimbo there get precisely the measure of respect he deserves from the rest of the world. Now if only America would stop paying attention to this loudmouthed idiot, we could get some work done.

EPIC FAIL.

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