StupidiNews!

• A standing order from U.S. command in Northern Iraq makes it a court-martial offense for troops to become pregnant while in Iraq.
• Sen. Al Franken's anti-rape amendment allowing the prosecution of military contractors has been signed into law.
• Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood has ordered airlines to allow passengers off any plane stranded on the tarmac after 3 hours.
• The Senate health care bill heads for a second test vote today as the American Medical Association has agreed to back the legislation.
• Maine and San Francisco are weighing adding health warnings to cell phones.