StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• The official death toll from Haiti's earthquake is now well over 100,000.
• Iraq is facing environmental ruin as dozens of contaminated sites are polluting the country.
• NASA scientists report that 2000-2009 was the warmest decade on record globally.
• U.S. stocks had their worst week in months as China's lending and proposed "Volcker Rules" knocked banks for a loop.
• Amazon's Kindle may have been first, but even Amazon is taking steps to see its Kindle software store survive in light of Apple's coming tablet.