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• Toyota has expanded its recall of cars that have a stuck accelerator problem to include another 1.1 million cars, bringing the total to 4.2 million vehicles.
• Hillary Clinton signals she will not be a two-term Secretary of State.
• Prosecutors are expected to wrap up their case against Scott Roeder today, and as Roeder's defense begins tomorrow he is expected to testify in his own defense.
• Afghanistan's president warns troops will be needed to secure his country for another 10 to 15 years at minimum.
• In 2007 a bank's trading program went haywire and accidentally cost Credit Suisse $150,000.