Bold New GOP Winter Olympic Events

Like the 50-Meter Throw Moose Lady Under The Bus Toss:

Yesterday, “Joe” the “Plumber” endorsed the Teabagger candidate for governor in Pennsylvania, and made a startling announcement.

Wurzelbacher touched on several different points during his speech, and many of them were surprising. He said he doesn’t support Sarah Palin anymore. Why? Because she’s backing John McCain’s re-election effort. “John McCain is no public servant,” he told the room, calling the 2008 Republican nominee a career politician.

But what about all that campaigning you did for him, Joe?

And the McCainapult Freestyle Event

McCain's ratings from the American Conservative Union have gone progressively down over the years, dipping to an alltime low of just 63 last year. Even liberal-leaning Republican Senators Chuck Hagel, Lamar Alexander and Pete Domenici scored higher ratings than McCain last year. McCain's own pal Lindsey Graham, who has been censored multiple times by Republican Parties in South Carolina due to his liberal voting record, scored significantly higher than McCain with an 82.

But my favorite still has to be Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Don't Get Cheneyed.

CHENEY:  Twenty years ago, the military were strong advocates of "don't ask/don't tell," when I was secretary of defense.  I think things have changed significantly since then.  I see that Don Mullen -- or Mike Mullen, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, has indicated his belief that we ought to support a change in the policy. So I think -- my guess is the policy will be changed.

Teabaggers have a lot of work to do clearing out all the apostates like Moose Lady, Johnny Volcano and the Nameless One.  When all you have is an Elephant Gun, everyone looks like a RINO.

The Hoffman Effect continues to rip the GOP apart.