Dear America:

"If Obama had just kept his campaign promise to put Congress on C-SPAN so that we could shout 'AHAAAAAAAA!' at our TV screens like the Junior Matlocks we are, why the Teabaggers would totally stop demonizing him as the Kenyan Negro Socialist Witch Doctor Usurper Antichrist.  I don't understand why nobody believes me on this, because these good men and women only want to see transparency of the government they want to destroy completely and replace with post-apocalyptic armed militia tribunal councils that run their Galtian utopia city-states.  Is that really too much to ask, Libtards?"

--Glenn Reynolds, WSJ

Bonus Verbatim Stupid: "A year ago, many told me, they were depressed about the future of America. Watching television pundits talk about President Obama's transformative plans for big government, they felt alone, isolated and helpless."

Also, Eric Boehlert microwaves Instatwit by pointing out that Reynolds call for transparency neatly covers up the rampant Birtherism, racism, and anti-government rhetoric that was actually at the convention.