How To Win An Argument

Winger:  "Liberals are racists!"

Game-Winning response:  "Tom Tancredo," as HTP tells us:

The Teabagging/Crisco party in Nashville, TN is shaping up to be everything I hoped it would be. Tom Tancredo, the puke puddle that walks like a man, got things rolling when he joyfully threw away his dog whistle and pulled an air horn out of his capacious ass (via Think Progress):

The opening-night speaker at first ever National Tea Party Convention ripped into President Obama, Sen. John McCain and “the cult of multiculturalism,” asserting that Obama was elected because “we do not have a civics, literacy test before people can vote in this country.”

OK. Granted, this is Tom Tancredo, arguably one of the stupidest vertebrates to ever draw breath in the U.S.H.o.R., even if you count the mice. It is possible this steaming butt nugget doesn’t know the sort of tests he mentions were outlawed by an act of Congress when Tom was about 20 years old.

In other words, if we did things Tom’s way, he wouldn’t be allowed to vote.

Hey, why not throw in a poll tax there Tom.  In fact, why not just say "all non-white people can't vote, screw each and every one of them with a roto-rooter."

Republicans don't know what history is before 1980.  I swear half of them think the Earth was created the week before Reagan was elected.