StupidiNews!

• The Navy says it will end the ban on women sailors in submarines starting with officers on larger nuclear "boomer" subs.
• A teacher tackled a man with a high-powered rifle after he shot and injured two students at a high school in Colorado yesterday.
• Canadian ice dancer Joanie Rochette has put herself in medal contention after the death of her mother last week.
• Greek labor unions have scheduled a second strike today, shutting down the country for the next 24 hours.
• Using cell phone location data, scientists have discovered you can predict human movement to 93% accuracy.