StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• In a letter Pope Benedict XVI apologized for abuse suffered by victims at the hands of Irish priests.
• Sen. Chris Dodd is asking AG Eric Holder to open a criminal investigation into Lehman Bros. and other financial firms for "accounting manipulation".
• The Pentagon is reconsidering reopening its $35 billion air tanker contract to allow European manufacturers to bid against current leader Boeing.
• The President plans to meet with House Democrats today to finalize tomorrow's health care reform vote.
• Apple has informed developers that next Saturday is the deadline to submit applications for the long-awaited iPad's debut.