StupidiNews!

• Kansas City has approved a plan to close nearly half of its public schools to avoid the district's bankruptcy in 2011.
• Astrophysicists have discovered that Einstein's Theory of Relativity correctly predicts gravitational pull between galaxies. 
• WWII-era WASP pilots finally get their due as the female aviators were awarded the Congressional Gold Medal yesterday.
• Another round of national strikes and protests against Greece's austerity measures continue to paralyze the country's infrastructure.
• A new standard in hard disk technology may force millions of Windows XP users to upgrade or face slowdowns.