StupidiNews!

• Residents in Fargo continue to pile up sandbags as a rising Red River threatens to engulf the North Dakota city.
• France and the UK consider a submarine fleet alliance to save money and share nuclear deterrent forces.
• The House has set a Sunday vote on health care reform after a positive CBO score indicates deficit savings from the plan.
• Economists are expecting the Fed to raise the Discount Rate to banks before the next FOMC meeting on April 28.
• Universal Music Group plans to cut album CD prices to a maximum of $10, but analysts say the move comes years too late.