Gregory: Chuck AT&T proved this week that I was right all along - people are going to lose their insurance!Guess McCain was busy this week, so hey, it's the folksy non-wisdom of Lindsey Graham. How does Huckleberry Hound keep getting on these shows anyway?
Schumer: No that’s a lie - just like death panels
and killing grandma
Gregory: Lindsey how do answer the charge that Republicans were right?
Graham: that’s a good tough question Gregory - Democrats are eliminating Medicare, student loans, and AT&T will have stop delivering the great customer service they are known for - it’s Armeygeddon!
Gregory: so will you repeal the law?
Graham: yes we will force the Democrats to
double funding for Medicare
Schumer: ha - oh noes!
Graham: states will have empty referendums on this bill!
Gregory: Chuck this bill costs $93 billion a year!
Schumer: that’s not very much Fluffy
Gregory: how do you answer the charge that this bill cuts the deficit but doesn’t cut it enough
Schumer: if we did nothing it would be worse bubblehead
Gregory: the CBO, the Concord Coalition and Count von Count from Sesame Street all say this will cut the debt - but how can that possibly be true when you cover millions of people?
Schumer: I heard you were a moron
Graham: I heard that too!
Schumer: from me
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Sunday Funnies: I'm Yer Huckleberry (Hound) Edition
Bobblespeak Translations are up, where the continuing complete failure of the Obama adninistration is helpfully docmented by people who have no clue (like, say, Sen Lidnsey Graham.)
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Maybe you should take the time to read the actual transcript.
Also note that Schumer didn't have a rebuttal to something a lot of states are concerned with.
"And 16 million people are dumped into Medicaid. My state is going to get killed by having to serve more Medicaid people; it's going to hurt state budgets."
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36065249/ns/meet_the_press/page/1
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