StupidiNews!

• Flights are resuming across Europe, but not in the UK as a new cloud of volcanic ash from Iceland is heading for the British Isles.
• The UN says India has more cell phones than toilets now thanks to a growing economy.
• Sen. Joe Lieberman's committee is demanding thousands of documents from the Pentagon and the Obama administration related to last year's deadly Fort Hood shooting.
• Mark Kirk, the Republican Congressman running for Obama's old Senate seat, has returned all of his donations from the troubled Goldman Sachs.
• The fastest average internet speed on Earth?  Berkeley, California.