Gregory: who should be on the Supreme Court?I think Hurley would do a better job than John Roberts, certainly. Hell, I think Cousin Balki from Perfect Strangers would do a better job.
Leahy: an Ordinary American who knows what it’s like to live on less than $500,000 a year
Gregory: someone outside the monastery?
Leahy: Celibacy leads to bad things greggers
Gregory: like molesting?
Leahy: that Gregorian Chant CD
Gregory: hey
Sessions: we need someone who realizes they are subordinate to the Constitution, Jesus Christ, states rights and who totally lacks empathy
Gregory: will this be a big fight?
Sessions: Obama should nominate someone uncontroversial who doesn’t think judges
know the Constitution best
Gregory: Obama must unite the nation by nominating a Corporation to sit on the court
Leahy: this is an activist court Fluffy - they rewrite the laws to pursue a conservative agenda
Gregory: that’s not what I asked - I asked whether Obama should do whatever Republicans want for the good of the nation
Leahy: well then he might as well nominate the most popular person in America - Hurley from Lost
Gregory: he is adorable
Sessions: the person could be on the court for 50 years - they could have something creepy in their backgrounds
Leahy: creepier than Jeff Sessions?
Gregory: good point
You know who we need to seriously put on the Supreme Court? Draw an overworked, underpaid public defender's name out of a hat. If they check out on background, nominate 'em. Somebody with coffee stains on their briefcase they got from Office Depot.
That's the person's opinion I would like to see represented on the Supreme Court. Just...once.
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