Tapper: is this like 1994?On the other hand, now I'm totally tempted to make a fireball-throwing Bill Clinton looking character in Champions Online named Solar Lantern.
Clinton: yes we provoked violence back then by ending trickle down economics and in 2008 by putting a black guy in the White House
Tapper: you are digitizing the entire world with your CGI Intitiative - will we all live on Pandora?
Clinton: no - although that would be cool
Tapper: where are your charities helping?
Clinton: we are trying to save devastated areas like Haiti, West Africa, Rhode Island and Syracuse
Tapper: wow that’s bold
Clinton: we’re installing solar lanterns in India
Tapper: Solar Lantern would be a cool
comic character
Clinton: awesome
Tapper: how do you get business to give
away money?
Clinton: Pfizer has a monopoly on a life saving drug and they realized they were losing out on a huge market of poor sick dying people
Tapper: they are filled with humanitarianism
Clinton: I appealed to their innate selfishness
Tapper: good idea - how do you deal with
rampant corruption?
Clinton: I was recently in a place where there were many poor people sleeping on the streets with a few rich people in government-paid limousines - the problem was no one in the whole nation even expect decent jobs, housing or health care
Tapper: were you in Somalia?
Clinton: no Washington DC
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Sunday Funnies: Timmy And The Big Dog Edition
This week's Bobblespeak Translations are here, and ol' Bill Clinton gets to remind the Village just exactly what the score was 16 years ago.
StupidiTags(tm):
Big Dog,
Timmy The Invisible Boy,
Village Stupidity
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