StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Defense Secretary Robert Gates is asking lawmakers "in the strongest possible terms" not to overturn DADT until the Pentagon has completed its review.
• Because an oil rig spill was "virtually impossible" energy giant BP had no contingency plan in case an offshore oil well ruptured.
• Federal employees won't be able to put their adult children on health insurance until January 1.
• Greece faces unprecedented austerity cuts as citizens prepare to throw a national strike and protest.
• The college student who hacked Sarah Palin's e-mail account has been found guilty and could face 20 years in prison.