StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• As Thai troops clash with Red Shirts, Bangkok has been declared a "live fire zone" by the government as violence continues.
• If the current pace of jobs created in 2010 continues, by the end of the year more net jobs will be created than during the entire Bush Presidency.
• The GOP offers capping corporate liabilities for oil spills to one year's worth of profit or $150 million, whichever is greater.
• The euro has fallen to its lowest level against world currencies since the financial crisis of 2008.
• A new UK study suggests women gain more of a happiness benefit from broadband technology than men do.