StupidiNews, Cinco de Mayo Edition

• Ash from the still erupting volcano in Iceland has shut down some UK airports again.
• The Interior Department exempted BP's Deepwater Horizon rig from a detailed environmental analysis after determining a disastrous spill was "unlikely".
• A deal on the financial regulation bill is promising, but experts warn huge loopholes remain in the bill.
• The markets are betting on a Conservative Party victory in tomorrow's UK elections, but polls show a hung parliament is likely.
• Net activists are urging the FCC not to give up on net neutrality and declare ISPs to be common carriers, but the outlook is grim.