StupidiNews!

• Oklahoma could face a second round of deadly storms today after tornadoes killed five across the state yesterday night.
• BP shareholders are suing the energy giant saying last month's still disastrous gusher in the Gulf was the result of cutting corners.
• The SEC is investigating investment ratings company Moody's, sending company stock prices reeling.
• UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown has offered to resign by September in order to forge a Labour Party coalition government with the Liberal Democratic party.
• Scientists are trying to reprogram bacteria genes to eat environmental waste and act as clean-up agents.