Gregory: Hi and welcome to another episode ofI salute you, sir. Well played indeed.
Meet the Press - our special guest today was going to be Rand Paul but is very sleepy from pretending he is not a racist and needs a nap so he graciously sent his pet PaulCat - thanks so much for coming
PaulCat: oh hai - u iz welcome
Gregory: People think that Rand Paul is a racist
PaulCat: noes fluffi he no cares if deh kittehs iz striped or calico or if dey iz all whites or blacks
- but he no lak deh maine coon
Gregory: PaulCat does Rand Paul really want to repeal the Civil Rights Act?
PaulCat: he no wants govmint takin yur bukkits
and yur toys and yur homez and yur odder
privat properti
Gregory: so laws prohibiting racial discrimination
are the same as declaring a hotel or restaurant
to be public property?
PaulCat: if teh governmints be doin dat dey also
kan mak u brings guns to teh movie theter
Gregory: so what’s the solution?
PaulCat: teh frei markets will mak all teh
kittehs plai nice
Sunday, May 23, 2010
Sunday Funnies: Inflatable Emergency Guest Edition
Culture of Truth's Bobblespeak Translations always rock, but today he completely wins the internet with David Gregory's emergency Rand Paul replacement guest: PaulCat.
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Thanks for the shout out! You rock also!
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